The Things Kids say...

OK...a few jems I've heard over the last term...

"How do tigers lay eggs?"

"Your lungs are here (pointing at neck and wiggling fingers) see, you can see them moving (more wiggling fingers!)"

"What's a virgin?" (when talking about the christmas story...I avoided this one quite well!)

Child 1: Where do babies come out?
Child 2: Out of your tummy (child draws a line across tummy caesarian style)
Me: I don't think Baby Jesus was born quite like that.
Child 3: Babies come out the hole here! (Child sticks legs in the air and points manically!)

How you make babies:
Take a hair from each family, put in in a glass of milk and add a strawberry!